1. Your Name Is: Amber.

2. You Were Born In: 1982

3. Your Birthday is: March 11th.

4. The Name of Your Parent(s): Joanne and Kim

5. The Name(s) of Your Sibling(s): Mark[ass]

6. Type Of House You Live In: Type? It’s a house – just a house.

7. States Or Provinces You Have Been To: B.C – I know- I SUCK.

8. Color Of Eyes: Blue

9. Favorite Color: They all have their good points. The brighter the better.

10. Favorite Movie(s): Fight Club because of the lengthy discussion that ensued.

11. Favorite TV Show(s): I don’t watch television. I’d rather create my own reality.

12. Favorite Band(s): I would lick Ani Difranco if she’d let me. Bob Dylan is a god.

13. Favorite Actress: Myself.

14. Favorite Actor: Josh - and no, you don’t know him.

15. Favorite Item of Clothing: In general? Socks. In particular? My rugby socks.

16. Most Important Person(s) In Your Life: I don’t like the word ‘most’. I won’t differentiate.

17. Most memorable thing anyone has ever said to you: ‘god bless you.’ while meaning it.

18. School: 10/11: J. Percy Page – 12: Victoria Composite

19.Do you use drugs: occasionally.

20.Do you smoke: no.

21. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Quizno’s – yummy subs [sorry micky-d’s – you fucking suck.]

22. Favorite Restaurant: Pack-Rat Louie’s.

23. Ever Gone Skinny Dipping: I don’t think so. Would I? Uh – hu.

24. What Do You Sleep In: Nothing – or pj’s.

25. Favorite On screen Kiss: A kiss is just a kiss.

26. Favorite Candy: Twizzler’s.

27. Favorite Person(s) To Talk To: Farley.

28. Honeymoon: okay?

29. Place To Vacation: I don’t vacation, I experience. [don’t I sound like a hallmark card…] With that said - Tibet or India.

30. Age You Want To Get Married: You must be kidding me.

31. Age You Want To Have Kids: 40-50

32. What Religion Are You: I don’t believe in religion and my spirituality will not be defined.

33. Most Memorable Dream: Life is but a dream.

34. Fav Scary Movie: “come into the light…”

35. Funniest Movie: ‘There’s Something About Mary’ – was pretty good at the time.

36. Stupidest Movie: I only get to pick one? I can’t narrow it down far enough to bother.

37. Hobbies: Music, Singing, Writing – but that’s more like breathing, Climbing, Swimming, Reading.

38. Best Friend: Janelle. And will forver remain as such, because she was the first.

39. Nickname: Ambie, Ambo, Hammie,

40. Toothpaste: Colgate – but only because I can’t remember any other brand names at this present time.

41. Your Toothbrush color: blue? Maybe it’s red.

42. Favorite Holiday: It doesn’t really matter as long as I’m making my time-and-a-half.

43. Favorite Day Of The Week: Thursday – without question.

44. Lucky Number: 7 – 14 – 21 – 49 – I enjoy most multiples of seven.

45. Favorite Season: Autumn.

46. Nationality: Canadian/European.

47. College Going To Go To: I’m not sure.

48. Favorite Comic: Baby Blues.

49. TV commercial with best clothes: Who thought up this fucking question? Moron.

50. Favorite Store(s): Clothing? Anything vintage. I’m thrifty and I don’t mind other people’s sweat-stained clothes. Maybe?

51. TV show you would like 2 live on: See question 11.

52. Favorite Song(s): This would be a page and a half if I bothered to answer.

53. Favorite Sports: Rugby.

54. Worst Mistake You Ever Made: I have never made a mistake.

55. Ever Been In Love: Yes. I’ve decided it’s not for me.

56. If you were an animal, what would you be, and why?: I would be a sheep - because aren’t we all?

57. Last CD You Bought: The newest edition to Ani Difrano’s collection.

58. Last Movie You Saw: Crouching Tiger- Hidden Dragon [not really, it’s the only one I can recall having seen in the last – oh, I don’t know – year?]

59. Favorite TV channel: See question 11 – again.

60. Ever Been Arrested: Yes.

61. Ever Been In An Accident: I seem to get hit by a lot of fucking cars when I’m riding my bike. Shit.

62. Ever Had To Have Surgery: Yes.

63. What size shoe do you wear? 5 – 7 depending. A child’s 13 if I’m lucky.

64. Favorite Mall: I don’t frequent malls enough to give any sort of informed answer. So, ya.

65. Favorite Kind Of Phone: Um – one’s that ring?

66. Favorite Swimming Pool: Um – one’s with water in them?

67. Own Phone Line: Yes.

68. Lefty Or A Righty: I’ve got this wrong before [sad, I know.]– RIGHTY!

69. Thing That Most Attracts You To The Opposite Sex: Dear, it’s a package deal.

70. Favorite food: Peas picked fresh from the garden.

71. Do you like your name: Most definitely.

72. If Not, What Would You Rather Be Named: Not Applicable.

73. What Would You Name Your Kids: Do people honestly think this far ahead? Hmm - Miriam’s nice.

74. Would you betray your friends for money?: In a heartbeat. Duh - FUCK NO!

75. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: Childish.

76. Do you believe in the supernatural: Yes – to an extent.

77. What would you do if you were on a date and a cute Girl/Guy showed up : Smile politely.

78. What Do You Hug To Sleep: It depends on whether or not I’m alone.

79. Favorite cartoon character: Wylie Coyote. Everybody loves the underdog – um – coyote.

80. What do you recollect most about this year? Remembering how to love myself.

81. Guys, with or without hats? Without. But also sexy with.

82. Concert(s) you have been to: Willi and Lobo was pretty fuckin’ intense. Same with Ani Di.

83. Do you believe in yourself: Totally. Intensely. Completely.

84. Favorite drink: Tequila – but I’m moving out of that phase.

85. Favorite cigarettes: No.

86. Favorite smell: I smell pretty good sometimes.

87. Drinks with or without ice cubes? Without – they just get in the way.

88. Worst feeling in the world: Being drunk and spinney and sick and dehydrated and having the work the early shift the next morning. ugh.

89. Favorite thing to do on the weekends: Enjoy the company of good people.

90. Do you get motion sickness: Not usually. Well – exactly how fast ARE we going?

91. Roller coasters-deadly or exciting: The chance of death - exciting.

92. Pen or pencil: Pencil’s sound/feel nice scratching against paper.

93. How many rings before you answer the phone: I hardly answer the phone.

94. Do you like to Drive: No – I like to be in passenger seat watching the scenery or sprawled in the backseat reading a book..

95. Thunderstorms - Scary or Cool: Scary and therefore Cool.

96. What is your Zodiac sign: The fishies.

97. Do you have a job? Yes. Now I suppose you’ll want to know where.

98. If you could have a tattoo, where?: Upper chest – but I don’t have the balls.

99. What is your favorite brand of gum: They all taste the same in the end.

100. Which one coke or Pepsi?: Bite me.

101. What is your dream car: Bite me.

102. How many boyfriends?: Bite me.

102. Are You Single?: Sure.

103. Any Pets? Yes. Shadow. Do you know her?

104. Favorite Month: August.

105. Favorite part of the paper: Comics. Then the classifieds.

106. Fav. Quotes: “imagination is more important than knowledge” Albert E. “a problem cannot be solved on the same level it was created’ Albert E.

107. What do you think of Ouija Boards?: Sure.

108. What's on your Mouse Pad?: Nothing worth mentioning.

109. In the Car, AC or windows open?: Windows.

110. Sleep with Windows open or closed?: Open.

111. Fave Game: RISK.

112. Favorite Magazine: Not really into that whole magazine scene.

113. Worst feeling you had in the World: See Question 83.

114. Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc.

115. White or Chocolate Milk: Straight? Chocolate. On something? White.

116. Ferrari or Lamborghini?: [Macho male crap.] Which one costs more? I’ll take that one and sell it. HAH!

117. Idea of the Perfect Date: The person showing up is a good start – then I’m pretty much happy with anything. Good company far outweighs any other positive/negative factors.

118. Grey or Gray? It makes no real difference. I’ll get the point.

119. What came first? Chicken or the Egg? I'll just imagine that the 2 could occupy the same space, at the same time.

LAST ONE: if you were a crayon what color would you be and why? I would be one of those big, fucking multi-colored crayons. The ones that are the circumference of a child’s arm and about twice as long. Why? Because it’d be cool.